Love inTurkish Airline

"Kissing Flight Attendant"

I am olive skin-6’2" tall sexy guy with long hair, hazel eyes with muscle build wearing jeans and black t-shirt.  I was traveling alone from Dubai to Istanbul, Turkey in mid May 1989. I choose Turkish Airline because of positive reviews it had.  First of all, they gave you a lot of food.  The service was friendly and great.  Their flight attendants were all HOT and SEXY!  This is what you want in air travel.  Eye candy. (LOL)  I am thinking I hit the jack pot.  It’s indescribable.  As soon as I passed the first class section on my way economy, my eyes notice a flight attendant that is spicier than hot sauce, creamy like a sweet cream, silkier than cheesecake with heresy candy colored eyes.

Istanbul ,Turkey

Well I have to pass quickly in the lane as I have several people behind me trying to get to their seats and put their small bags on the bin.  Luckily, I have my seat at the last row of the airplane, close to kitchenette/restroom.  There are two good benefits to sit at the end of the airplane.  First, you sit closer to the female flight attendants and can keep good eye contact and flirt with them as you stretch out your legs (plus the fact your are right beside the bathroom, though that can be a bad thing sometimes).  Secondly, if they like you, they will treat you little extra with some souvenirs, extra food, soda or any thing you want.  It is nice because when they are bored or have nothing to do; they will start talking to you.  That is when I take the time to start bringing my game.  It is easy to get digits; they do not mind giving it to you.  There is a problem though if the attendant is older.  She is less likely to fall for a little flirting, so it was important to make sure that I sat in the right area.  If you get a tight ass attendant, then I highly suggest you to change your seats or go ahead take a nap, because nothing your going to do is going to work in your favor.  In my case I was lucky, because all the attendants were pleasant looking.  The tight ass attendances were working first class and there’s no risk of me getting anything from them because my ass cannot afford first class.  Where I am sitting the plane is not full.  Let the story continue. 

After closing the door and as the plane taxi’s towards the runway, the attendant offers me a fresh towel, juice and mint candy.  The air hostess I looked at when I first got on the plane is the one that will be serving my area.  She passes by me and reaches down to check the seat belt to make sure is fastened.  She smiles at me and asks me for my name. I give her my nick name "MJ".  She then smiles again and tells me I smell magnetic good.  She shakes her head and continues on with her tasks.  Time pass by we were taking off fom Dubai International Airport  light in the cabin was dim dark and we take off towards Istanbul.  Few minutes later after plane reaching their altitude seat belt signs are off and we can move around.  So few minutes later she was siting few row ahead me on flight attendant seats by exit door get up and start preparation for food or whatever pass by and touch  her hand on my shoulder I was sitting on Aile seat and smile.  As you know all the flight attendant smile if he or she that's their jobs.  But  she was different you can tell that there was some sort of connection or touching feeling electricity moving around to hit the ground.  Well da! I was the tree and she was lighting blinking ,striking waiting to touch  down on  this tall and spread all around the ground.  But the rule of physics says that when lighting strikes the airplane you cant feel it because of there is no ground its air and there is no way lighting felt human body its pass by.  But I can say that day lighting strike the plane and hit on my body and I get charged. You know what I mean (got goose bum).

Now almost 1 hr passed by she was coming back and forward  they start serving food as usual I got the food like everybody else and in our cabin we have very few people siting .  every time she passes by smile and make some comments and talk few words during this 1 hr period you all know the routine during flight.  She ask me where I am going because you don't know what is my last destination  i told her I am going to Istanbul for computer studies and going to live their for 1-2 yrs, and she told me she is Turkish and she also live in Istanbul.  so far our conversation move to this stage in 1 hr and flight I believe was 5 -6 hrs long don't recall actual time now.  Few minutes pass by she was done picking all her trays and they served all the food and drinks to everyone time mto sit back relax and enjoy the flight.  I stand up from my seats to go to  restroom to brush my teeth.  After I came out from restroom she hall at me and ask me if I need anything else to drink or coffee .  I told her no thanks I am pretty much full she says that she making a coffee and eating deserts wanna try more I cant refused her offer and say yes that moment she didn't think to offer me spoon or fork just grab abite from her plate in her spoon and bring close to my lips. for one second I got blind and next thing i felt spoon in my much with full of ice cream cake bite. wow was delicious , yummy, sweet and she ask me how was it I reply and say very delicious and good texture she ask me what else its creamy cold, and she ask me anything else I felt in my mouth I said didn't have this desert in my tray she said "didn't see who feed you in your mouth". i say Oh yes... You.... Thank You.. she say silly........... I like you. that's why i feed you in your mouth. I said really . She replied she has been working for  last 3 month with this  job and  she didn't see any one polite, tall sexy , handsome man  who has a magical eyes to start taking notice into it. And here I am standing Thirty Thousand feet above in the air looking all this happening to me.  I was shocked and speechless.  Well at this is the situation you have to say something to your partner after someone move so closely and touch your heart its time to show a man action. I grab her spoon from her hand and  takeout a bite of cake and put her into her mouth and kissed her same time on the side of her lips and looked into her eyes and said "Delicious". she stunned standing looking towards me and I came back to my seat. I was nervous but very calm.  Its was dark in the cabin few overhead seats light are open around but on my right row first 2 row seats were empty and 3 row front of my seats they were couple were sitting.  Few minuets later her another air hostess came across to help  her in kitchen and they both were working in the kitchen.  Few minutes pass by they both came out from kitchen and sit next to my next row seats. The hostess I kiss here she sit next to her friend and close to my alie seat her friend sit, and i remember saying me wow what you do to my friend.  I wish i was there she stole it from me i was late getting back to see the action i make my stage face what , what action , she told me com eon don't foul me i know what you both did , but my friend like it  she says the desert was not good as much your kiss.  And she is still hungry for more desert i wish i can have a bite of it she say those words and she left her Friend alone with bottle of drink in her seat and you can imagine we were sitting closer tom same row with one seat gap between us.  She say don't listen to her she is crazy.  I apologize here for what I had done she said why I have to apologizfore I did nothing wrong.  To accept my apology I need to come and sit closer to her.  Then I stand up and sit back with her in quite motion she said in my ears she is tired and hold my hand and whispering in my ears she like me we looked each other into eyes lips came closer and start kissing. We were kissing not sexual wild but mouth to mouth. and for good 5 min we were on/off kissing sitting back of the airplane . She keep saying me "Mj" what you do to me I never had kiss ever in my life. I was here first kiss.  And she was 21 and  I was 19 .  That was my first kiss in the "air" I had done lots of kiss on ground but in airplane and above the ground in clouds was my first kiss.  The taste of the air was tasteless all i can felt in my body my blood pressure running high and I am flying in the air without touching my feet to the ground. later on she whisper in my ear again its the dream we both seeing or its a real?  I don't know what can I say ?  I am looking in this dark room  a light , a hope of prism waves pass by our hearts and soul.  I can see tears coming out form here eyes . the treas of joy, sensational happiness I had never seen in any one eyes.  She stand up and left quickly to restroom.

I get back to my seat and start thinking what happened. she was in restroom for quite few minutes and came back with fresh washed eyes her eyes was red, blood shit. and she passed by squeezed my shoulder and walk toward front cabin.  I grabbed my head phone start listening music.  Start thinking what just happened.  after 30 min or so she came back and ask me if I need anything . I ask for coffee If she don't mind making it. she say not a problem come back to kitchen and I make for you.  I went with her in kitchen standing and she made a fresh coffee , she said she had a great unforgettable moment  in her life she never imagined what we just did and she is very happy and I carved my name into her heart for ever.  Star asking me about my personal life, family, education, work all these questions and tell me about her life , work, family and future plans and we had a very good conversations for few minutes there.  After while we chat toghter then its time for them to start a snack serving so I get back to my seat.

Istanbul, Turkey

This was second time they served the snacks, coffee and drinks , its time to clean up and picking up all trash and asking everyone if they want anything else.  I was sitting on my seat i saw she was on other side of the cart and towards mydise coing down the Aile her co-worker there .  She looked at me and smiled and she said ask her out on a date while i will in Istanbul she has few days off then she is back to work again .  I said yes I love to take her out on a date.  Now i see her again and she smiled and back to back in kitchen.  Now the time is running fast and we are getting closer to our destinations and heart beat keep raising faster.  And all time time moving and warping so fast cant imagine.  why time is not our hand to just stop here and go slow.  I guess its end here or its beginning? cant tell if this is a real or just a dream. its hard to figure and judge. whats going on and here is the announcement we are shortly landing at Istanbul Ataturk airport and here you go count down started and she looks happy and sad all this time we both act like a stranger.  Finally at the landing time after she finished all her work and ready for landing she came next to me and we sit toghetr she was holding my hand and keep staring at me  and didn't say anything . when plane touch down she give me her phone umber and address and ask me if this is a end here I told her that end what end?  I said "NO" Our journey started here and lets see where we fly next from here. This starter not the end and only airplane journey end when airplane goes to ground out of service we both new, well maintained lets keep flying with this airplane in the sky where "My heart always flying with you".

In conclusion we start kissing toghter till plane completely touch down on runway and we hug each other and she ask me if i call her later this afternoon? I said yes.  I will definitely call her.......

To Be Continued

Land of 3'S.

Cyprus  is the Land Of Sand,Sea, and Sexy People

 Ayia Napa is situated in the third large island in the MeMediterranean sea called Cyprus.  Ayia Napa offers best beaches in the island, restaurants, bars, night clubs, and Delicious restaurants. Cyprus become a 'party capital' together with Ibiza, Rimni and Mykonos.  I spend most of my firey spicy teenage partying in Ayia Napa.  I was there from 1990-1994.   I lived in capital Nicosia and graduated from Intercollege majoring in Travel & Tourism.

Every year during my summer break I moved from Nicosia to Ayia Napa in mid of may till end of Sept.  I n Ayia Napa,  my Greek Cypriot buddy Soto's owned a Italian restaurant called "Mama Maria"  He offer me good paying job so I can raise extra money for my college tuition's.  I don't no nothing worth shit about restaurant all I know how to pick a good looking women. My buddy Soto's always call me  "jenny"  Its a girl name in Sweden  but he does  who care all I care about good money, nice furnished apartment and sports bike to drive and in return  all I have to do just pay the electric bill and  fill a gas tank that's a awesome deal dude.  He offered me good pay  $$$ a month.  He likes my friendship and he never treat me like a employee at his restaurant.  His family members like me a lot and teaches me Greek language.  Well Mr. Jenny is time to put your hand in a dish washer and shine the plates this was my first assignment in the kitchen to learn the basic.  He also offered me I can have as much as food I want for me and for my who ever Gf's can eat free with me he trust me and I respect his trust and never abuse the system.  Late in about a month after watching him and helping him I became a Asst. Chef and Manager of restaurant operation  and of course he give me fair raise, extra tips, bounese and he completely taking care of me. one more thing he knew in Ayia Napa lots of business owners so the other advantages beside working in restaurant he give me free entrance to all famous clubs and I can take one free guest with me ..Now in Ayia Napa what else you want free beside a date? so I was lucky and he like partyimg with me right after restaurants closed at mid-night got ready shine and buffed up to the road to the club till 5 am man party all night sleep till noon then taking care of restaurants in that easy but if you have great night and smile everyday in your face you have boots up energy  can do anything you want.  My main attention to this story telling about the party that Ayia Napa is the place on he earth that party don't stop till 7 am.  If you love party then you love Ayia Napa.

Ayia Napa attracts a large number of  tourist  visitors from European countries specially Scandinavian countries .  The biggest volume of touris arrive from UK, Sweden, Norway and Denmark and rest of EC.  There are lots of beautiful beaches in Ayia Napa.  My favorite beach is Nissi Beach.  Its has a beautiful crystal water, crystal sands and lots of water sports activities such as   water skiing, windsurfing, canoeing, scuba diving, bungee jump, and scuba diving are most popular.

Ayia napa offers best fun atmoshpehere and good drinks and nightlife don't end till dawn.  This place never will be missed till endo the world.  This is a place where all ages can enjoy.  The local Cypriots are very beautiful people, warm welcoming hospitality, good attitude, respect and friendly and of course some time those kinda a place turn ugly too its a part of nature but if you want to know how is the place and people I will highly recommend everyone that once in a life time you should go there I have nothing to say about.  You will find all kind a beautiful hot sexy looking different nationalities hot sexy men's and women's ever where.  Depend of your taste.  Beside heterosexual you will find all color, races, and sexes tourist.  If you are Gay and Lesbian or Transsexual then don't feel lonely you will see lots of gays and lesbians and transsexual tourist.  Everybody respect each other.  If you are guy then this is the preview of heaven female receptionist God shows you in Ayaia Napa.  Same way if you are Hot sexy looking women then you will find any guy you like. But keep in mid this place is good for one night stand only 10% people engaged and become in a relationship otherwise is the place to party for that moment, enjoy and the rest is  the memory.  Make sure you have a good flash drive memory space to store the moments otherwise you will forget it.  As you heard whatever happend in Vegas Stay in Vegas.  Same way "Whatever Happened in Ayia Napa Stay in Ayia Napa Island"

Black & White

Black & White

From Sofia to Frankfurt.

Cheese Sandwich, Bad Weather and Warm Coffee

 This is the story about good food and Sofia, Bulgaria.  When I was leaving Sofia airport I was very hungry there were no fast food places available.   Unfortunately, I have to eat at the terminal and I can only eat what ever is available. There were not a lot of choices to choose from.  So, it was either eat at the small cafeteria in the corner of the terminal or leave with an empty, hungry belly.   At the time, 1993, fast food was not an option yet.  Nor were cafes, restaurants, duty free shops, and free WI-FI available that time.  Oh you could get WI-FI if you were in a government branch of some sort such as the CIA, Defense Sector, etc.  Compared to today, we are very lucky now in the fact that you can go anywhere in the terminals around the world and find all the major fast food chains from food to coffee or souvenirs shops etc. 

Sofia International Airport  new terminal 1,2 "2006"

I had a few minutes to catch my flight to Frankfurt, and it was late night.  I ate before I left the hotel and had three hours before my flight to sit and waste.  This really sucked because there were no food serve in the airplane except snacks and drinks.  I went to the cafeteria and have very limited choice to order.  Their menu consisted of only coffee, drinks and cheese sandwiches.  Well, hummm.  What to order?  Decisions, decision.  I had a choice of grilled cheese or grilled cheese.  So I ordered a three cheese grill cheese sandwich which was toasted with butter and a little touch of mayo. The smell and texture tasted wonderful.  It was a tasty flavor for my mouth and empty, hungry stomach.  I  am not sure if it was the best thing I ever ate because I was so hungry or it really was the best thing I really did ever eat.  I also ate a fresh mozzarella, basil and tomato grilled cheese sandwich with extra mayo and buttery cheese.  Price was not too expensive and portion size was very good with thick and toasty white bread.  Outside, it was a dark night with heavy rain and thunder.  When weather like that happens the flight gets delayed by another hour.  I ate three sandwiches and am so full.  I finished my soda.  Because of the rain, it started to get a little chilly I got some coffee.  It was after midnight and I wanted a refill on the coffee but the cafeteria had already closed.  

I heard over the PA announcement that we would start boarding shortly to depart to Frankfurt.  I return to my gate and wait in line to get into the airplane. Within few minutes I was inside the plane but after I sat a few minutes, I was freezing and really needed a hot drink.  I cannot wait until we take off.  I was so cold that my legs were shaking, my teeth were chattering and I hand to rub my hands together to keep them from getting stiff from being so cold.  Shortly after we take off from Sofia Airport, I look out the window watching the lightning and sprinkling rain.  Watching down from the airplane window can’t see anything because our airplane disappear the clouds, I put my head over window and close my eyes to get some rest.  It’s been long night and when I will reach Frankfurt it will be early morning and daylight.  My problem is if I can’t sleep in the dark and see the sunlight it’s hard for me to go to the bed.  Well right after our airplane settle down to the limit altitude they start serving snacks and beverages.   I can smell the coffee coming out from the kitchenette and can’t wait to touch my lips on a cup of hot brew that I have been waiting a long time for.  My mind keeps screaming TEEEEEAAAAA!!!!  I don’t get tea and have to settle for coffee because the only tea that I drink is Lipton and they do not have that brand.

I am anxious.  Where is my coffee?   As soon as the flight attendant is at my seat, she does not even get to ask me before I say, “Coffee Please!”  What happens?  By the time they got to me they ran out!  Now I have to wait 10 minutes to get some coffee!  I said Damita.  Why is all this happening to me?  Why?  Anyway I finally got my freshly brewed hot coffee with milk and sugar.    Now I am happy camper!  Spent over two hours in flight from Sofia to Frankfurt.  It is now time to prepare for landing in Frankfurt airport and I am tired because I was up all night up and the only thing I could do was doze off.  I did not get the chance to sleep.  I am happy to say the trip to Sofia was enjoy and unforgettable.  I really had a good time there.  Not enough time to see many places around but small budget trip I am grateful I had a safe trip.

Finally, the newly remodeled terminal 1 and 2 opened in 2006.  There are lots of fast food cafes, restaurants, ATM's, Duty free shops compare to before when they had nothing to offer.  I am very grateful to the Bulgarian government who put a lot of effort and investments  in trying to maintain the best airport service for an international traveler's and meeting industry standard of quality service to attract travelers from all around the world.  Sofia is the gateway to the western European and Eastern Europe's countries.

 

 

 

 

Frankfurt

Frankfurt

Day room and Shower At Narita Int Airport, Tokyo

Day room and Shower At Narita Int Airport, Tokyo.  

This is a great service offered at Narita International Airport Tokyo, Japan.  This is for those dummies who spend hundreds of dollars in air travel when they have layover over eight hours they just fart around the  airport seats, bump around on  airport floors , shops, and stay funky all day without keeping them neat and clean.  yuk........ My question to you why don't you save little more money and use your  charge card and get a self a  quite cozy room at the airport.?


When I arrived at Narita airport  after 4.5 hrs  of flight from Bangkok, Thailand my body was tired and I was not feeling good because of air jet lag and didn't sleep in the plane.    I have a  ten hours layover before  my next flight to come back home to Chicago.   In this situation you  have two options .  First , if you are US citizen you don't need a visa and  you can stamp on your passport , go outside to the city and see Tokyo. 

Second, you don't have a  next flight till eight hours or later.  You  need a rest before this trip drives you crazy.  You should  get your ass in a room so you can refresh and get some sleep.  The airport room and shower facilities offers a wide variety of room for you and you need pay a little money for a single room or if you are a couple get a twin bed (sounds like fun).  It  will cost you about $60+ and depends on rates and availability.  See the front desk for more info.   This information I didn't even no about or even seen it on the travel channel where I heard that in Tokyo airport they offer short term room.  I honestly didn't checked it before I arrived there.  So I was sitting at the terminal right after I arrived there fart round looking at the shops, Japanese dolls, and think I wish I can find some place with a quite room to relax .  The reason I didn't go outside to see the city was due to my health and during the travel i don't want to happened anything to me .  So was looking around the airport finally I asked at the information counter is there any room or short term hotel I can rent here?  They told me yes we have a great short term shower room .  Wow.... Made my day .  So I went there and I had a nice single room which I believe I pay $55 .   Room was nice , cozy, small, and all I need a bed and shower.  Great service!  They give you towel, slipper, shampoo, tooth paste and brush.  Hair dryer  etc everything as you need.  I charged on my credit card and took a good nap almost five  hours and advised the front desk wake me up 1 hr before my flight ready to depart.  So I enjoyed my stay there and had a refreshing and wonderful sleep.

Important:  Please check the room regulation, rates, and other restrictions.  I remember that you are not allowed to eat, or smoke inside the room.  You can only allow to drink a water.  So check the information desk for your safety and health concerns.


For more information you can visit the Nrita Airport website :
http://www.narita-airport.jp/en/guide/service/list/svc_37.html

"Poor Service Dont Fly"

Spirit Airline.

 

I chose to fly Spirit Airlines because the rates were fairly low compared to competitor’s airlines.  However, I did not realize it meant you were given nothing "extra". Remember nothing “extra".  Let me start by telling you about my trip I booked from Ft. Lauderdale to San Jose, Costa Rica, summer 2011.  It was my first time and will be my last time booking with this airline. 

The condition of the airplane was flyable, and I mean barely flyable.  The fumes from the engine permeated the interior of the plane enough to give you quite a nasty headache.  The seats were old and very dirty but not to worry, the seats matched the dirty stained carpeted floors.  On top of the engine fumes, the overall smell was horrible!  But, I was here and determined to make the best of a bad situation.  But I was not so sure when we took off and the landing gear made so much noise that I thought it fell out!  The airplane appears to need lots of maintenance. At this point, I think I would be safer taking my chances on a bus trip in a third world country!

Let me tell you about the flight attendants.  They are very rude, don’t smile and act like ghetto ass bitches.  The airline charges a fee for drinks, including water.  I totally understand if they charge for alcohol and soda but for water, man, that’s insane!  Plus the fact they do not allow you to take any drinks on the plane with you when you board.  It is clear to see this is done so they can overcharge for a tiny little bottle of water or a drink in an effort to make additional money. 

I am a tall guy at 6’4”.  I am not chunky and have a build on the average side.  I measured my seating capacity and the seat in front of me was about nine inches away.  I sat next to married couple who was not large and average height and weight.  They also noticed how crappy the space was in the seats and said it was uncomfortable and the price was not worth it. If you can sneak a snack in, do because they will charge you an arm for a small snack.   I have never in my life been so frustrated with an airline. 

There is no check-in kiosk available so even if you check in online you still have to stand in the absurdly long lines.  It’s no doubt an inexpensive fare, but honestly, even I did not think it was this bad.  As scary as the flight was, I am glad I made it OK. 

The return flight was no better.  Still dirty, still nasty and still hateful flight attendants, who, by the way, do not get out of your way when you are trying to board the plane.  They look at you like you are bothering them!  This time, the plane again had the smell of jet fuel, but mixed with another not so tantalizing scent.  Urine! With no air freshener, a packed flight and a 1 hour delay from San Jose to Ft. Lauderdale, you can rest assured this was the worst experience I ever had on a flight.

Yes, I will be the first to admit, I saved money, but I will tell you, I will gladly pay the money for a flight on a better airline.  This is not worth the money you save on your ticket fees.  Trust me!

Finally, I love saving money.  But where am I saving anything is I am pissed off at something that inconveniences me everywhere else?  You can do what you want, but for me, I would not recommend this airline to anybody.  If you want a good scare, then, this is the airline for you.